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This French terry sweatshirt features a ribbed neckline, ribbed cuffs, and relaxed raglan sleeves and is made of 55% cotton/45% polyester for soft comfort and super durability. Unisex sizing to fit most people. More Product Information & Size Chart

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About the Design

Unveil your cheeky side with the "Stay Strapped" T-
shirt, a cheeky ode to those sporting the fearless
chinstrap beard. This isn't just a T-shirt, it's a badge
of honor for the bravely bearded who dare to frame
their face with precision. Why just wear a beard
when you can strap one on with attitude?

At the heart of this design is a quirky, stylized face,
decked out with a chinstrap beard so sharp it could
practically slice through awkward first date silences.
Above this gallant guardian of the jawline, the words
"Stay Strapped" are emblazoned in bold, gothic
letters that shout, “Yes, my beard game is serious,
but I’m not!”

This T-shirt is spun from the finest threads, robust as
the resolve of those it’s made for. Its striking black
and white motif ensures that it can be the wingman
to any outfit, from your trusty leather jacket to your
coziest plaid pajamas. It’s perfect for turning heads
at the supermarket, sparking giggles at family
gatherings, or just lounging around as you binge-
watch your favorite series.

So if you’ve got a chinstrap, know someone who
does, or just enjoy a good beard-related chuckle, the
"Stay Strapped" T-shirt is your new go-to. Gift it to
your bearded buddies, your dad who thinks his facial
hair is still in its '70s glory, or treat yourself and let
the world know that while your beard may be
strapped, your sense of humor definitely isn't.

Rock it, flaunt it, and always, Stay Strapped –
because life’s too short not to be a little cheeky with
your chic!

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We want to be sure you're satisfied with your order, which was custom made especially for you. If your order is wrong, you’re not happy with the prints, or it isn’t what you expected for any reason, our Customer Support will gladly replace or exchange any items free of charge.

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French Terry Sweatshirt

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French Terry Sweatshirt
Chest SizeInchesCentimeters
XS32"-34"81-86
S34"-36"86-91
M37"-40"94-102
L41"-44"104-112
XL45"-47"114-120
2XL47"-49"120-125
3XL49"-51"125-130
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This sweatshirt features ringspun pre-shrunk French Terry that is 55% Cotton / 45% Polyester and 1 x 1 rib cuffs with spandex. Heather Oatmeal (where available) is 85% Cotton / 15% Polyester. Black may vary slightly in color. Unisex sizing to fit most people. Due to print sizing, design image may appear smaller on larger garment sizes.

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